what is the GENDER of your car?

i remember the story years ago when my friend, Gab talking about her car.

" hey do u believe that our car has a feeling just like human being.. "
" ya ka Gab.. how do u know? "
"my dad ba.. keep talking about his intention to buy a new car.. then a few days later his old car meragam and buat hal..nda mo start. know what he said? his oldy car heard about it and buat2 merajuk la... so next time if you want to say something bad about your car, dont let him/her know.. "
"Gab why did u express the car as 'him/her'..? "
"i told u that they have feeling like us, right. "
"so.. is your car 'he/she'? "
"hey my 'Willy' is surely a he la.. "

i keep on thinking now..

if i own this black vios,

what would the gender be?

and what would the name be?

thedamnofbeingaGUARANTOR

i just want to ask u you guys....

if one day u get you payslip and upon opening it this is what u see...

nda ko takajut...!!!!

that was what happened to me 4 months ago!

i who never make any loans and suddenly ada potongan ANGKASA(raya ka)...

i asked kak midah [our acc. clerk] about it, and she seems to be blurred also..."nda tau dari mana tu puan.. ada puan menjamin orang ka?"

then only i remembered about that.. i was being the guarantor for 2 person..so i have 2 suspects! so i started my investigation and found out who the person was..

my finding also made me to faint... that particular person had resign from his job! matila aku!!!

i called the bank and asked how am i going to settle that things..and they gave a very easy answer:

"puan datang sini la..buat loan. ambikla rm100k.. cover itu loan lama..puan masih buli dapat baki lagi.."

aiyaaaaaaa...itu lagi bikin mati!!!!!

it's been 4 months now... everytime i called the person he can only say : tunggu hujung bulan.. wah ini sudah 4 kali hujung bulan mannn... alongpun nda buli tunggu begini lama mah...